Words I’ve decided must be introduced into everyone’s vocabulary, and the dictionary style definitions!

arseholic /ahs-hol-ik/ n. 1. one who is compulsively an arsehole. –adj 2. of or pertaining to arseholes: they exhibited totally arseholic behavior.

bedely /beed-lee/ adj. to be sarcastic in speech.

beluga /bah-lu-gah/ adj. dark shade of blue, between navy and indigo.

deral /deh-ral/ n. 1. a derelict feral. 2. one who exhibits behavior of a derelict feral

mac /mak/ n. 1. computer produced by Macintosh. 2. any object or person that appears shiny and promising which, in reality, is actually useless and not at all user-friendly. –adj. 3. being troublesome and/or useless: what a fucking mac-man.

meng* /meng/ n. 1. nonsense. –interj. 2. an exclamation, often used in trio, substituting part of a conversation to bring about a nonsensical and/or ridiculed tone: her mother would not shut up about it, going on and on, meng meng meng.

Word Family: mengling, verb, the process of speaking utter shite

podstalker /pod-stall-kah/ n. 1. very bad scary customer who harasses young pizza girls and the like, by calling them love, darl, honey, etc., who is also a complete halfwit 2. any person who exhibits such qualities

Word Family: podstalked, verb, having been harassed, or in the process of being harassed, by a podstalker

poon† /poon/ v. to kiss or ‘make out’, especially in a lively fashion

Word Family: pooning, verb, the process of kissing

[orig. BSHS (Brisbane State High), inspired by what no one knows]

*This word almost is part of everyone’s vocab already. Michala started it, thanks/blame should be directed at her! ^.^

† This one is also Michala’s fault! She brings to us a wealth of colourful lingo. And does a mean sheep bleat :P ;)