Name:

Amber Rose is all I'm gonna tell you.


Birthday 24th December 1981... which makes me a Sagittarius/Capricorn cusp. Fire and Earth don't mix too well and that shows in my personality.


Likes:

Writing, drawing, making media projects, my characters, uni, cigars, caffeine gin, manga, being a girl, my lovely friends, my kitty cats, house bunnies, my computer, good music, books and movies that mess with your head lots, teaching, things and people that don't exist purely to please a majority, goth, pagan stuff, shirts that make me laugh.


Dislikes:

Bigots, teeny-boppers, meat, my uterus and fucked up hormones, cockroaches, public transport, my computer (we have a love/hate relationship, what can I say?), shit music, idiot customers, being hit on by scary men with no teeth when I go out, boys that lie, boys that don't know what they want/who they are/have to go overseas to 'find themselves' (ie. boys that lie) the portrayal of Australians as uncouth yobs,  summer 'cause it eats my make-up and makes my skin tan (I don't want a fucking tan, I don't want to look 'healthy', I want to be pasty and deathly pale and scary, so bite me and bring on winter!) cookie cutter people


Place of residence:

Melbourne, Australia. It's nice here, although it can get rather hot (see above for comments about summer). Beautiful city with lots of old buildings, good clothes shopping and some nice goth shops, plenty of vego places and a creative vibe.


Job:

I am a teacher now and working full-time and never have to work phones for a living again - hurray! Telesales is the worst job in the world. I lasted six weeks and the biggest joy I found in my work was knowing I cost the company more than $5,000, not including my wages :) I even hated it more than when I worked at Pizza Hut on the phones. Customers are fucktards. The fact that a 13 year old is often more reasonable and rational than one of the many arseholes I speak to on a nightly basis tells you all you need to know.


Random A-Z:

A - Available? Perhaps, if someone arrives with the appropriate attitude
A - Age: 24
A - Annoyance: stuff on my windscreen when I’m driving, poor spelling and grammar (I corrected this quiz) especially Americanised spelling mistakes
One might also say A for Anal

B - Best Friends? All of them – they complete me :P
B - Bar?: favourites, Bar Open (Melbourne) Rics (Brisbane), most frequented, sadly is the OC in Lilydale :\
B - Birthday? 24th December

C - Crush: I’m over my Molko one, for now, anyone else wanting to apply?
C - Car: fucking expensive to fix
C - Cat: Ambrose! She’s in Brisbane though :(

D - Dead Pets Name: Oh so many, Mum’s backyard is a pet cemetery
D – Dad’s Name: Alan
D - Dog: had one called Yang (now in aforementioned backyard)

E - Easiest person to talk to: Kithy, Julie, Zaky D and Shane
E - Eggs: are for baking!
E - Email: is something I rarely reply to these days

F Favourite colour? purple
F - Food: Tzatziki and crackers at present
F - Foreign slang: Dårlig mand! – not really slang, but fun for pointing out dodgy bois in pubs – thanks Hannah banana :)

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: neither, can’t have the gelatine
G - God: not so much
G - Good Time: very much!

H - Hair Colour: Henna burgundy fading to red
H - Height: 173cm when not in shoes
H - Happy: in freakish fluctuations sure

I - Ice Cream: Cookies and Cream or Lemon/Lime yoghurt sorbet
I - Instrument: flute but am still struggling with the low C
I - Idol: Tim Burton or Hayao Miyazaki or Poppy Z Brite – don’t know if they’re idols but I respect them immensely

J - Jewellery: must match my outfit (in my strange funked up fashion sense kind of way)
J - Job: warping young min… I mean teaching

K - Kids: twin boys and a girl, that’s the plan
K - karate: is awesome in films!
K - kung fu: again awesome in films, something I maybe would have liked to have done if I relived my youth

L - Longest Car Ride: Brisbane to Melbourne in two days – the last 15 hours were pure delirium and pain (I needed to pee for the last 2)
L - Longest Relationship?: 2 very fucked up years

M - MILK FLAVOR: milk flavoured milk is good, but sometimes I crave vanilla malt, chocolate or strawberry
M - Mothers Name: Lilli, but she prefers Max
M - Movie last watched: The Ring 2 (remake)

N - Number of Siblings: 2
N - Name: Amber, Mugbutt, Plot Princess, Bunny, Tobacco Bitch… I answer to a lot of things

O - ONE WISH? Free education, health and proper environmental planning
O - One Phobia? Cockroaches – evil little fuckers
O - Otter Pop: having googled this I discovered they are the American equivalent of zooper doopers (frozen sugar water in a tube) personally not a big fan, the plastic used to cut up the corners of my mouth

P - Parents: my mum is fuckin’ awesome
P - Part of your appearance you like best: hair, boobs, eyes, laugh, piercings and tattoos
P Part of your Personality you like best: loyalty, creativity, insanity and occasional wit

Q - Quote: At the moment: “Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing; nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery? Phooey! You should never subjugate yourself to another nor seek the subjugation of someone else to yourself. If you follow that Crispian principle you will be able to say Phooey, too, instead of reaching for your gun when you fancy yourself betrayed.” - Quentin Crisp
Closely followed by: “Why is the rum gone?” – Jack Sparrow

R - Reason to smile: I’m independent :D
R - Reality TV Show: the news (hey it has just as much merit as ‘Big Brother’)
R - Right or Left: left, not handed, just prefer left

S - Song Last Heard: Meds by Placebo
S – Season: Autumn for the colours, Winter for the temperature
S - Sex: female, although sometimes I wish I were a boi

T - Time you woke up: the first time, 5 something, when I actually got up, 10:24am
T - Time Now: 3:35pm
T - Time for bed: anywhere between 9pm and 5am depending on exhaustion level, time of year, and what I’ve consumed in the last few hours

U - Unknown Fact about me : Green apples or honeydew melon on an empty stomach make be vomit
U - Unicorns?: Ulee! My favourite childhood toy
U - you are? Addicted to the internet

V - Vegetable you hate: brussel sprouts
V - Vegetable you love: zucchini, eggplant, pumpkin and spinach ooh! And baby bok choy and Chinese broccoli :) I like lots
V - View on Politics: our current government is completely retarded, has no foresight in regards to, well anything really, but particularly the environment and media ownership right now, and Julie Bishop had better watch out if I ever see her on the streets – I’ll give you fucking ideologies wench!

W- Worst Habits: smoking, writing trash
W- Where are you going to travel next? In reality, Lilydale, in my dreams, Japan
W- Weight: getting back to normal and yet my boobs have not shrunk – hurrah!

X - X-Rays: are bad for you, especially when they’re done poorly and the doctor can’t read jack shit from them but pretends to anyway…
X - X-Rated Porn: whatever blows up your skirt
X - X-tra special someone: still looking, if by extra special you mean my other half

Y - Year you were born: 1981
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: is a happy colour!

Z - Zodiac: Capricorn-Sagittarian cusp