ingredients: queerness, sex, drugs, violence, cussing, fact, fiction, sugar, spice and a dash of hard liquor - contains 69% RDI of cross-dressing and delirium induced spouting - may contain traces of blood and glitter instructions: bake in a slow oven until possibilities exhausted, or until golden brown - allow to cool but check back regularly - best served fresh but may be stored in an airtight container - always take with a grain of salt would you like to come in for tea and cookies? *don't forget to wipe your feet and leave your predjudice at the door*